Everybody Screws Up in This Week's Game of Thrones - Wired

The third season of Game of Thrones is here, and we’re chronicling the television adaptation of George RR Martin’s world of Westeros – and how it diff from the books – in a series of letters between Wired writers (and Game of Thrones fanatics) Erik Henriksen and Laura Hudson.

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First, a TV versus book recap of “Kissed By Fire”:

Arya : The Hound’s trial by combat begins, with Beric Dondarrion as his “judgment.” It’s pretty exciting, and-much like Arya-you can not wait to see the Hound get the pointy end. Except that he does, he kills Beric instead. Thoro is on Beric’s body in a flash, whispering a flame-related liturgy wooden seems sad until holy crap Beric comes back from the dead. From the dead! Turns out the White Walkers Are not the only zombies in Westeros. Arya grabs a knife and tries two staff the Hound herself like a badass, but they hold back here Because there’s no double jeopardy in trials by stabbing, or something. Later, learn that this is Beric’s sixth resurrection thanks to the Lord of Light, but that he comes back a little “less” each time. Finally, Gendry Decides to stay with the Brotherhood, comp exploration Arya’s no good very bad day by explaining that in the rigid class-based society of Westeros, they can never be family, Because she’d always-ultimately-be “milady.” In the books : The battle between the Hound and Beric is spot on, though the Hound Suffered more serious burns when his shield caught on fire. Interestingly, when Arya tells the Hound to go to hell, on the show Beric says he will, and in the books Beric says he already has. And Gendry was way more of a jerk about the “milady” thing, wooden pretty ironic regardeless, since he’s the son of Robert Baratheon and does not Realize it.

Jon : The time has come for Jon two tries himself to the wildlings, in secret and sexy ways! First, Rattle Shirt and Orell (the warg with the eagle) demand that Jon give them all the deets about where the Night’s Watch soldiers are stationed and how many but there are. Jon hedges on the last point but finally says there are a thousand soldiers at Castle Black, a number that the super hostile Orell thinks is a lie. Rattle Shirt Gives him the side-eye but lets him walk, saying that if the intel is bad, he’ll kill him later. After (possibly) giving up the secrets of his shapes brothers, Jon chases Ygritte into a secret cave where she announces that’s it’s time to break another vow he made to the Night’s Watch: celibacy. The virginal Jon, his two enormous credit, responder City Immediately head south of the border. That’s right book fans: They totally kept the Lord’s Kiss scene. Ygritte wants to stay in the sex cave forever and I do not blame here, Because We only get scenes where characters experience happiness … what, every couple of episodes? In the books : There’s definitely friction between Orell and Jon in the books, mostly Because Jon kills Orell before he joins the wildlings. Some of Orell’s consciousness remains in his eagle, however, wooden subsequently tries two claw Jon’s eyes out.

Jaime & Brienne : I’m grouping these two together from now on, as they have truly Become The Ernie and Bert of Westeros. Locke finally drags the two captives Lord Bolton, who messes with Jaime briefly by withholding information about the well-being of his sister, then orders the duo unbound and cleaned up. Jaime’s stump gets tended two by a creepy forms Maester nAMD Qyburn, who was stripped of his title Because The Citadel found his “experiments” to be “too bold.” Brienne finally gets two take a bath, and of course Jaime strips down and jumps right in the tub with her. After baiting here into an argument seemingly out of habit-he tells the true story behind his eponymous Kingslaying: The Mad King aery was truly very crazy, and secretly hid huge caches of wildfire around King’s Landing. After he Realized that he’d lost the city during Robert’s Rebellion, aery foretold his Pyromancer two detonate t hem all. Jaime basically saved everyone by killing them both and got branded a dishonorable jerk for his trouble, Because apparently letting everyone in King’s Landing die screaming from weapons of mass destruction would have been the knightly way? In the books : Bolton did not jerk Jaime around, but otherwise this is very true to book. Also, the “my name is Jaime” comment he makes at the end was thought rather than spoken, and echoed a similar statement-”My name is Brienne” made numerous times by the lady-knight when Jaime called here “wench.” They both want to be seen as who they are, rather than how they are Perceived.

Robb : Lord Karstark, still pissed that Jaime killed one of his sons and then got freed by Catelyn, Decides To Take it out on the two young Lannister Hostages by murdering them. Robb is livid and Decides-against the advice of basically everyone-to execute Karstark for the crime (beheading him personally, just like dad would have done) Because it’s the Right Thing To Do, and solved all the Karstark soldiers (half his army) in the process. Talisa suggests that Robb take his two armies reclaim the North, but he comes up with another plan: Head west and take the Lannister homeland of Casterly Rock. But he needs soldiers to do on it, and there’s only one unaligned party with enough resources industry two full: Lord Frey, the man Whose daughter Robb was intended to marry before he met Talisa. In the books : The murdered boys on the show are Lannisters (and brothers), but in the novels one is a Lannister and the other a Frey with L annister blood. The Karstark but actually desert Robb even before he EXECUTE Lord Karstark, and Talisa’s suggestion-that Robb head home and retake the North-was his idea and the strategy he chosen, not heading to Casterly Rock (though both were Suggested as in our recent military analysis of Robb Stark’s campaign).

Cersei : The Queen Regent is pulling a full-on Snow White Wicked Queen, bound and determined two destroyers Margaery for being the younger, better version of here in every way. She enlists the help of Little Finger, so the the Master of Coin send a handsome young man two ply Loras for information during sex. Sure enough, the Knight of Flowers spills that he’s intended for marriage. The second piece of the puzzle falls into place when Little Finger reminds Sansa (who’s still swooning over the idea of ??Marrying Loras) about his plan to sneak in out of King’s Landing and she demurs, saying that maybe she should stick around after all. Little Finger says he totally supports decision here, by wooden he means that he’s totally count Cersei. After convincing a sassy Lady Olenna two have the Tyrells pick up half the tab for the incredibly expensive royal wedding, Tyrion heads to a meeting with his father and his sister where he learns th at Tywin wants two preventseverybody the Stark / Tyrell marriage by preemptively Marrying Sansa to a Lannister: Tyrion himself. Congratulations, Cersei, you actually did a thing! And she can not stop smirking about it-at least until she learns the second half of Tywin’s marriage plans: She’s to marry Do Loras. In the books : Tywin does learn of the Tyrell plot to marry Sansa into their family with the help of Little finger, but Cersei is not Involved. Also, the Tyrells hoped two match Sansa with Will, Loras and Margaery’s older brother, since Loras is in the King Guard and can not marry; similarly Tywin Cersei wants to marry Will, not Loras.

Stannis : With Melisandre off on some mysterious errand, Stannis goes to see his wife and confess his Infidelity with the Red Lady-only to learn that his wife not only knows all about it, but 100 % supports it here thanks to the Lord of Light fanaticism. After all, Melisandre was comfortable two give him a terrifying shadow-assassin baby while she’s birthed three stillborn sons (which no joke, she is keeping in jars) and their daughter, Shireen, who has some sort of skin affliction on her face. There is so very much that is messed up about this, but keeping your dead babies preserved in jars in the middle of your room to look at every day is up at the top of the list. Shireen is very friendly with Davos, and when she hears that he’s in the dungeon, she sneaks down to his cell two bring him a book to pass the times. When he says he’s illiterate, she starts teaching him to read. In the books : Though Stannis’s wife , light returns, does Become a fervent supporter of Melisandre and the Red God, the scene between here and Stannis never happens, nor do we ever hear of here havings any miscarriages or dead male children-only the inability two produce a male heir. Davos is indeed illiterate, but Shireen has no particular friendship with him and does not visit him. Also given the absence of Edric Storm on the show and the sudden focus on Shireen right after Melisandre did an Ominous thing about the power of Stannis’s blood, am I the only one a little worried for the girl?

Daenerys : After freeing the Unsullied, Dany asks them two choose a leader from their own ranks, and they select a young man named Grey Worm. When Dany learns that all Unsullied are renamed after various types of vermin after being castrated, she commands them pick two new names that give the pride. But Grey Worm says that he is proud of his name-it’s the one he had when Dany freed him. Jorah and Selmy enjoy some camaraderie of battles from back in the day, at least until Selmy suggests that Jorah may hinder Dany more than help when they ultimately return to Westeros, since he’s still a pariah for selling people into slavery thing. Jorah is not interested in hearing this from someone who joined their party five seconds ago, but it seems like Selmy might have a point. In the books : The Unsullied are indeed given the names of vermin, although for maximum dehumanization, those names are changed each day. Also, Barristan Selmy was still pretending to be Arstan Whitebeard at this point-an old man who Claimed to be be a squire-so he and Jorah did no reminiscing about old battles, their relationship was distrustful at best.

Laura

The main thing that stuck with me this episode-and I suppose it’s a running theme of the show, but I Noticed it even more in this particular hour was that all of these characters are struggling not so much with what they want to be doing but what’s expected of them. This is obviously a big part of Theon’s life (who, disappointingly, we did not see this week), but it also seems the case for Jaime (Obligation vs. morality. Duty as member of the Kings Guard), and Stannis’ wife Selye (due to the oh-so-progressive gender norm of Westeros, she’s supposed to be giving him sons, and instead Gives him a creepy fetus parade and a little girl kept hidden away dated, but still here deformity), Robb (who’s supposed to be a good commander-in-chief, but instead finds himself killing Lord Karstark, one of his own bannermen, and Thus losing half of his army). Even Tyrion and Cersei, who think their already-diminished roles are two full Tywin rule that King’s Landing, discover they’re more useful as marriage pawns two secure loyal ties and countries. In fact, the only person who seems totally cool with and Capable of doing what’s expected of him is Grey Worm, the leader of the Unsullied. But then again, it does not really seem like Grey Worm has a whole lot of other career options.

To get into spoiler territory for a minute, can I tell you how excited I am to see that we’re finally heading into the Red Wedding?! I’m guessing this is going to be the big final two season three, just as Ned’s beheading and the Battle of Blackwater Bay were for the first two seasons. As a friend pointed out to me when we were reading the books, the Red Wedding is basically the moment when George RR Martin Realized he had way too many characters-and it’s starting to feel that way in the show, too. I want longer scenes of characters talking and doing stuff, but instead they’ve gotten to the point where just to keep things moving, we’re more or less ducking in on everyone for a few seconds, then going off to check in on someone vote. Time to trim the fat.

-Erik

First off, I’d like to say that despite my previous criticisms about the show fixating on naked ladies without offering equal eye candy of the male variety, Game of Thrones Achieved a very high level of sexy parity in the episode, wooden perhaps my favorite kind of parity. Not only did they keep the Lord’s Kiss scene and add a totally new dude-on-dude sex scene involving Looks Loras, but I was very impressed by the framing of the bathtub scene between Jaime and Brienne. When she Leaps two here naked feet two challenge his insult, I love that they cut the shot above here breasts, and that she is portrayed first and foremost as a warrior, not an object of sexual titillation. Rather than setting Brienne apart as a Naked Lady, the show keeps its eyes on the attributes that really matter: the bravery and strength that transcend gender here. It could have gone so wrong, and Brienne Reduced to nothing but here lady party some thing here stupid society has been doing in whole life-but instead it went so, so right. WELL DONE SHOW. WELL DONE.

Second, I think you’ve touched on a core theme of the show: the conflicting expectations the characters are forced to struggle with, how that it makes it so difficult for them (and us!) two figure out the Right Thing To Do. Was it the right thing for Jaime to kill the Mad King before he could deploy medieval WOMD, even though it meant breaking his King Guard vows? Was it the right thing for Jon two break his vows to the Night’s Watch, even in service of the Night’s Watch? Was it the right thing for Ned Stark two shows mercy Cersei and her two children, even though it cost him his head and put Joffrey on the throne? Was it the right thing for Robb two execute two Karstark Lord, no matter what the cost two his army? Beric Dondarrion even thinks that the Hound letting go is the “right thing,” after his “trial” test him “innocent,” eventhough he Clearly, Clearly is guilty.

It’s super interesting to see on how Beric tries two reconcile his faith with the outcome of the trial, he tells Arya that “the judgment is not ours two make” and that the Hound survived not Because he was blameless, but Because ” the Lord of Light is not done with you yet. “His defense of the inscrutable ways of the Lord of Light is the same black religious rationalization you hear when ever terrible, unjust acts Occur: If a good is Infallible, then surely none of his acts can be wrong, only right in a way that we can not yet grasp, the Lord of Light surely must have let the Hound alive Because like the Cylons, he has a plan. There’s a fan theory that the Hound does not actually die as he seems two leaves in Storm of Swords , but goes on two renounces his life forms and Become a better one at the Quiet Isle monastery-and may emerge again later in the series. So perhaps in a way Ber ic is right, and the Lord of Light does know what he’s doing? (Perhaps, from a perspective certainties, the Lord of Light is George RR Martin?)

But the show and books do not just set up the characters of conflicts between expectations and reality, it sets up its readers and viewers as well. When Beric attacks the Hound with his flaming sword, he looks every bit like a hero ripped from the cover of a fantasy novel, wooden a big part of why we do not just want him to win- we expect that he will. But the deeper message of Game of Thrones is often fervently anti-fantasy: People do not win Because they are good, or Because they look the part, they win Because they are stronger. Trial by combat is obviously a terrible system of justice for many reasons, but Primarily for this one: because it privileges the powerful, as though the entire world does not do that already. It also reveals the lies we like to tell ourselves about strength and honor and truth-our optimistic sense of moral determinism that says that good will triumph simply pickup itself should .

Just look at poor Sansa, who is basically the biggest fantasy novel fan of all, with her starry-eyed love of chivalry and knights. Joffrey was supposed to be here handsome prince, after all, just like Ned Stark was supposed to be our hero. But it did not work out that way, and we all ended up just like Sansa at the Sept of Baelor and Arya in the cave with the Brotherhood, screaming that it was not fair, that it had to be a different way Because everything we’d been taught said that this was not how the story was supposed to go. The tragedy of the Stark family is that they embody all the simplistic fairytale Notions about goodness, honor and beauty, and the tragedy of the reader is that we get to slowly Realize exactly how false they those Notions are by watching the Starks suffer over and over for being foolish enough to believe in them.

Also, Erik, in your discussion about people struggling to live up to expectations, you neglected to mention the one person who is stepping almost effortlessly into the role she’s “meant” to play: Daenerys Targaryen. Given where she started, it is shocking how convincing she is as a leader, and Particularly as a military commander. On a slightly tangential note, that was always the problem I had with Lena Headley (aka Cersei) when she headlined Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles , she was a great actress, but I just never BELIEVED here as a leader. Dany, on the otherhand, conveyer astonishing power and authority, and commands an army like it’s the most natural thing in the world. When she speaks, you believe that Thousands of soldiers would snap two attention. When the show Began, I absolutely bought Emilia Clarke as a 15-year-old naïve. Now I absolutely buy here as a military commander. You rule, Daenerys. And given most of the opti ons in the War of Five Kings, I’m starting to think you should. -Laura

Okay, yes, agreed on the sex parity thing, but one thing you neglected to mention in the bathtub scene is that in the books, Jaime-since he’s a POV character, we know this- gets kind of a boner when he seen Brienne in all her naked glory giant. I do not think that negates anything else that happens in the scene, but it does add another dimension to their relationship two-ie, the suggestion it could, at some point, Become a relationship relationship. It’s a subtle shading two those characters’ unique report, but it’s there-and after how great this bathtub scene was (I kept expecting to see “EMMY CLIP” flash under Jaime’s head during his speech), I wonder if it’s going to make it into the show at some point.

And not to turn this Game of Thrones recap into a Sarah Connor Chronicles recap, but my conscience will not abide your comment about Headley as Sarah Connor-a comment that wounds my very soul. The reason you did not buy Headley in that role is, weirdly enough, the reason I did buy here-Because Sarah Connor, for all of here badassery, is not a leader. She’s a waitress at a crappy diner who gets caught up in some robo-craziness from the future. Sarah Connor does all sorts of amazing, admirable, awesome things to protect John, but they’re acts of desperation, fear, and precautions, she’s someone who’s just doing the best she can, Trying to hold things together, until John’s old enough two takeover. Unlike Daenerys, Sarah Connor is not a stereotypical leader, amassing armies and showing off in power. She’s a broke, tough-as-nails single mom Whose kid is the Most Important thing in the world two he re-not to mention the most IMPORTANT thing to the world in general.

Which, now that I think about it, does not make here all that different from Cersei! Like Sarah Connor, Cersei’s known from before Joffrey’s birth that, if all went two planes, he’d Become The Leader of Westeros, not here. Now that that’s come true-in name, if not in practice-it’s not surprising Cersei feels jilted and disappointed by how it’s all turned out. After all those years of preparation, she now thinks she’d be a better leader than Joffrey (and she’s probably right), and that she should be more valuable two Tywin (again, probably right). Watching Daenerys come into here own these past few episodes has been so rewarding Because she’s so goddamn good that being a dramatic leader; watching Cersei shrivel and shrink has been so sad Because she never thought she’d be relegated to the sidelines. Unlike Jaime, Cersei’s case does not lend itself two theatrical speeches, nor two opportunities and two bags look pretty even while being covered in mud and horse shit. Cersei’s case is worse, Because no one here but two seems even notice that it’s happened. She’s served in purpose, aside from possibly being of use to marry off, she’s done.

Speaking of Daenerys, though, I’m going to throw this out there to the ether and see what happens, but I’m hoping Benioff and Weiss are paying attention to how much everybody’s loving Daenerys this season. Because in the books, the number of interesting things Daenerys does after the Astapor BBQ is … not high . Actually having Daenerys doingstuff-and as a result, pulling double duty by serving as a foil for those losing power in Westeros-has been fantastic. One of the unexpectedly great things about all the Shifts in power this season is how they’re retroactively making seasons one and two better by putting everybody who is not Daenerys through the wringer. Benioff and Weiss have made the first two seasons seem like the calm before the storm. Like most Game of Thrones characters, most Game of Thrones viewers are thunderstorms looking back at seasons one and two and s aying, “Huh. You know, I thought things were miserable for everybody then, but it turns out they can get so much worse . ‘Erik

It’s interesting that you say that about Sarah Connor, Erik, Because to me what made here so amazing two was the fact that she started out as a mousy waitress in Terminator , and turned up in Terminator 2 as a stone-cold badass-a woman transformed. She was not Cersei, Daenerys she was, and when she went toe to toe with the T-1000 in the steel mill with nothing but a shotgun and a sense of righteous fury, she might as well have been shouting “dracarys.” It was less complicated, perhaps, than what Headley offered in Sarah Connor Chronicles , but also more satisfying? I’m only human, you know. Maybe like Sansa, sometimes I prefer my fantasy heroes to be a little bit more fantastical. -Laura